there is a god...of sorts.

bertuzzi's run as a red wing is over. thank god - or someone. and thanks to karma the closest he'll ever come to winning a cup is playing for his new team the ducks, who just won it - but who will not win it while he's a member of the team. they'll get the rings delivered to them at the start of next season, and he'll be there when they raise the championship banner, but he'll never get a ring of his own. why? because he's an asshole. and they're gonna lose neidermeiyer and selanne and be an average team this next year. actually less than average now that they have bertuzzi.



http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-ducks3jul03,1,6093650.story?coll=la-headlines-sports&track=crosspromo

as long as he's not a wing is all that matters.

good times.

g. xo