Wednesday, November 23, 2005

just ask garn



a woman from vancouver. b.c. asks,

Dear Garnet,

Where can I find a really sexy pair of brown knee high boots? Heels need to be at least 3.5 inches high.

F

well F,
i'd have to say, against my better judgement because i think the woman who owns the store is a tyrant and control freak but, gravity pope may be your best bet. they're on fourth ave near capers. another fine store, run by the ever presentable stephanie, is umeboshi on main street just up from the flower factory and anona-who have the best fuckin' lemonaide in town and brownies. plus other stuff too... B2 on robson have great shoes but also a lot of freaky shoes no one should wear, and sometimes the staff freak me out. they have brownes etc.. i hope this helps. i sense that you are a beautiful woman who deserves nice new boots. go girl...get yourself some new shitkickers.

garn

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